Guaranteed 20% return on investment

Here comes a great investment opportunity, but it will only be available for limited time.

Dow Jacks Prices, Blames Washington

Dow Chemical says the government is forcing it to raise prices and push the cost of energy onto its customers. (Dow) announced it would raise product prices across the board by up to 20.0% to offset the rising costs of energy, raw materials and transportation.

This won't take affect until June 1st, so there is still time to load up and hoard as many Dow products as you can...and trust me, you use Dow products. I never thought the average citizen would see a guaranteed 20% investment opportunity, but here it is. Don't tell me I didn't warn you when everything else starts going through the roof as well. Stock your basement to the ceiling and laugh at all your friends when they see their hard earned cash worth 80 cents to your $1.

The clock is ticking.